Date: Thu, 28 Oct 1999 18:52:14 -0700 (PDT) To: Raphael Goldman , dls38@cornell.edu (Devon L. Strolovitch) From: jahsh@uclink4.berkeley.edu (Joshua Reed) Subject: JMRG Okay, Gentlemen, its official, Im going to try to get the boys together for a meeting. It is high time that we congregate for the greater good. I want to put together this gathering for the benefit of the people. Given some information that I received, I feel that NYC, between Jan 3 and Jan 13 might be an appropriate time. Boys, what is up with Mr. Schwartz, he's trying to jump ship? What's his phone number, I need to call that cat and talk him down. What's Jeffy I's phone and email, I need to get him on the horn. Quorum is needed gentlemen, stories need to be exchanged, beer needs to be consumed. Put the word out on the streets, lets let this happen. * * * * * From: "Joe Schwartz" To: (Devon L. Strolovitch) Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 10:58:55 +0100 Hey that was pretty funny. I've been spending a lot of time in the marais, which has itself undergone a hostile takeover by first the gay crowd and then the cooly-cools who come traipsing after. Which is all very strange, cause you've got these bewildered, bushybearded Jews coming out of their green-lit little markets and getting knocked over by girls wearing purple down over coats and dark jeans with the cuffs rolled up to their knees: and then the two look at each other for a moment, and what the hell does one make of the other? It's a little lonely here, now, wandering around by my lonesome. Everyone who writes me from the states is a complete fucking mess, however -- Wei broke up with Sar, Marco god knows what is up with him, Robin is at such a low ebb she's actually going to join me in asia, etc -- so I guess I'm alright. You? Oriana? Graduate school? We had a rather unemotional parting, you and I, I'm not going to be seeing you for quite some time. What do you think about that, huh? * * * * * Date: Thu, 2 Dec 1999 14:10:12 -0800 (PST) To: dls38@cornell.edu (Devon L. Strolovitch) From: jahsh@uclink4.berkeley.edu (Yehoshuah Suf) Subject: JMRG communique #253 Judeo-Portuguese. Ciao, bom diao mio amigao, chiri bidi bim bao. Uh, hey dude, you cant wait in Ann Arbor for me because the 5th is Jeffy I's B-day and the revelry is gonna be in C-Hicag-O. We may be staying in Ahmed and Nudjmi's wonder den of cheap curry hotel goodness. In addition, your comments inspired me. Although it has never been done, there is nothing in the by-laws that prevent us from censuring (etc.) a JMRG member. But Joe's blatant mutiny may break the threshold.? From: "Joe Schwartz" To: , (Devon L. Strolovitch) Date: Thu, 2 Dec 1999 23:40:32 +0100 Hey hey hey hey HEY!! What blatant mutiny? For christ (or some equivalent jewish non-defector)'s sake!!! I've got a life to live here, folks. I mean, it's YOU who chose not to live in NY like a normal jew... And anyway a jewish convention in the midwest is a little silly -- why not at the Westminster Dog Show? Or Thailand? I'll be at the latter, anyway. If you censure me, I'm a, I'm a - you bes' not be playin me. step awf yusif shakur