Buttles, Hozefa & Stern, L.L.C.

[Address?]

[DATE]

Joint Multinational Readiness Group

[ADDRESS?]

Dear Joint Multinational Readiness Group:

Our client, the J.M.R.G., has learned that you are making use of its initials in your business and/or private enterprises. Your unauthorized use of ≥J.M.R.G.≤ is in clear contravention of the eternal axioms and principles of nature which the rational faculty reveals to all those who meditate thereupon. To wit: a pride of lions would certainly eat (or at least maul) a fellow savanna-dweller if the creature attempted to usurp and convert to its own use the lionsπ distinctive roar.

By this letter, the JMRG demands that you cease and desist all use of the initials ≥J.M.R.G.≤ or the contraction ≥JMRG.≤ Although we cannot provide you with legal adviceãand we encourage you to obtain your own legal counsel should you feel the needãwe suggest that you seek an alternative to inappropriately exploiting our clientπs identifier. Perhaps you could change your name to Joint Multinational Preparedness Group, or simply refrain from using any acronym in your speech or literature.

The J.M.R.G. reserves the right, should you continue to use ≥J.M.R.G.≤ or ≥JMRG,≤ to undertake appropriate punitive measures. These may include, without limitation, removing your organization from the list of recipients of the J.M.R.G.πs annual postcard newsletter.

Finally, the J.M.R.G. would like to extend to your organization an invitation to join the list of recipients of the J.M.R.G.πs annual postcard newsletter. To take advantage of this generous offer, please visit our website (www.jmrg.org), click on the ≥contact us≤ link, and compose an email in which you request to join the list of recipients of the J.M.R.G.πs annual postcard newsletter, taking care to identify yourself with your new appropriate name.

Very truly yours,

Harvey J. Buttles, Esq., B.A., G.E.D.