Calendar of Drejj
| Day of month | Name of event or holiday | Description |
| 1 | Independence day | Celebrates the anniversary of Drejj's independence from the United States |
| 2 | Constitution Day | Celebrates the establishment of the Constitution of Drejj |
| 3 | Bloodless Coup Day | Celebrates the overthrow of the ruthless dictator Devon Strolovitch |
| 4 | Joel Chair Day | Celebrates the establishment of Drejj's national monument, Joel Chair (Joel Chair is the only national monument in the world which is made out of red vinyl and held together with duct tape) |
| 15 | Heat Day | Celebrates the miracle of heat which saved the citizens of Drejj from death by freezing |
| 23 | Shower Appreciation Day | Celebrates the nation of Drejj's extraordinary shower. |